Friday, November 20, 2009

New Moon




This week, I finally give this whole Twilight thing a chance. I watched a preview for New Moon, and I must say, I am perplexed. I can't understand the appeal. The whole concept seems melodramatic and soap opera-ish to me. In that minute and a half trailer, the character Bella sobbed, curled into the fetal position on a forest floor, needed rescuing, accidentally cut herself, fell to the ground, and needed rescuing again, only this time by a clearly animated werewolf.



Chill Bella, computer wolves can only do so much harm.

Then there's Edward...
He seems pretty girlish...and sad. The quotes that stuck out to me were a very distraught sounding, "This is the last time you'll ever see me," and my personal favorite, "You're my only reason to stay...alive...if that's what I am."

Then there's Taylor Lautner, who I suppose is there to get the teen girl hormone levels rising...



Mine just rose 14%!

All jokes aside, I don't mean to offend any Twilight fans. I suppose I just missed the boat on this one...




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